2. Five-year-old Sadie is devastated. Why? Because she just found out that her roley-poley little brother will one day grow up! We're sorry you're sad, Sadie, but this is incredibly adorable:
3. DMX literally 'LOST HIS MIND' on a Roller Coaster! Warning: He starts cursing before the ride even starts!
This resulted in incredibly funny (and 'Lord Of The Rings'-themed) Tweets:
when you found out Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber pic.twitter.com/f05bIsME0T— #FreePalestine (@thomasmccallion) July 30, 2014
Just when you think Orlando Bloom couldn't get anymore beautiful pic.twitter.com/cCmcVW1rQr— olivia (@GreenDayOlivia) July 30, 2014
THIS GIF OF ORLANDO BLOOM CONFRONTING JUSTIN BIEBER IS AMAZING http://t.co/bPLWpdKUkf— Jono Yates (@jonoBLITZ) July 30, 2014
Aaaaand, just like that, Orlando Bloom becomes the world's greatest humanitarian. #nonbelieber— Stacy St. Clair (@StacyStClair) July 30, 2014